spacegladiatorlesbian:

If the real world worked like an RPG, you’d post a flyer about your missing cat some time in 2005, then, years later, Barack Obama would drop by after personally defeating Osama bin Laden to deliver your cat, explaining that he was clearing out his quest log now the story was done.

You’d give him a cake and then he’d start opening all your drawers.

(Source: designatedheckingadult, via terezi-pyrope)

forsciencejohn:

the year is 2025

scientists are still scrambling to figure out what “zigazig ahh” is so that they can give the spice girls what they really really want

the spice girls are getting impatient

war is upon us

(via nedras)

koobaxion:

rftminges:

rftminges:

*picture of badass dudes from games like assassins creed, mass effect, and battlefield all combined to make one person with their back to you*

caption underneath: “Yeah, we’re gamers. We’ve seen it all. We ve lived through the hard times and seen best stories”

This is my OC, John Videogames

(Source: ryangoslingofficial, via gammastrahlen)